I am now offering a brand new and totally unique form of hen party entertainment which is Crocodile Juggling.
This new service can be in conjunction with my hen night party life modelling or can be booked separately on its own.....
The whole crocodile juggling service costs £10,000 in total and lasts approximately 23.7 seconds.
My fee of £10,000 covers the costs and expenses of transporting the crocodiles to your party and my subsequent private hospitalisation fees after the juggling act-Hee Hee!!
I would like to point out that no crocodiles are ever hurt or distressed with my crocodile juggling service and in fact they quite enjoy the parties with a day out....
A joke for you.....
Two cows are grazing in a field when one thoughtfully looks at the "udder" and ponders 'Do you ever worry about mad cow disease??'
The other cow thinks it over and replies 'No!'.
The first cow looks incredulous and asks 'Why not?'
To which the second cow responds 'Because Im a helicopter!!'
A lady asked me at a recent party if I ever painted myself?
To which I replied "I used to but it's such a bugger to wash off!!"
I was recently invited to an art gallery and was asked by a rather up-market lady "What is your taste art?"
To which I responded "I don't know-I have never bitten any!!"
Art is "easelly" done and sometimes you just have to take it "easel" man!!
I hope this fun section of the website has given you "paws" for thought and to relax after all the artistic nudity-Hee hee!! Enjoy the rest of the website and links....
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