IT IS SO EASY TO BOOK ME & MY LIFE MODELLING FEE IS £150
The life drawing usually lasts for an hour and a half but I never ever "clock-watch". You are assured of a fantastic,fun time and guaranteed value for money from a highly motivated,experienced professional life model as I always enjoy my work keeping my modelling fees very reasonable for £150.
I am very aware that you have other expenses to take into account with your budgets such as accommodation with dining and other entertainment activities thus keeping my fees realistic for your special day together.If I am to travel out of London Zone 6 by public transport then I do ask for my train fares and any additional taxi fares if necessary to be taken into account too,but I assure you that I am very fair with my fares and never gratuitous when asking for additional fare renumeration.I am able to purchase train tickets relatively inexpensively when booking in advance.I do travel to your location by public transport as unfortunately my helicopter crashed into my Lamborghini which was parked on my yacht but I meticulously plan my journey in advance always arriving on time.
I am very professional when taking bookings and I do ask for a £50 deposit with the balance owning on the day or by transfer the week prior to the party.The £50 deposit is refundable for cancellations due to unforeseen circumstances one month prior to any party booking.I will then send you a confirmation email to confirm the booking and receipt of the deposit transfer for your own assurances and records.
DISCOUNTS & CONCESSIONS FOR SMALLER GROUPS OR PARTIES
I do NOT charge a fee per person thus keeping your party budget within reason.I am willing to negotiate substantial price fee concessions for smaller groups of circa 2 to 10 ladies when booked by artists,smaller parties or ladies who lunch.
I am willing and able to provide all the drawing materials that you will need in certain circumstances and this is negotiable at a reasonable additional cost.However this is not always possible as I am frequently booked to model for three or four parties on any one Saturday throughout the year and it is not feasible or viable for me to carry all the drawing pads coupled with the art materials travelling by public transport.I can recommend that you purchase A4 drawing pads,lead pencil,sharpeners,erasers and coloured crayons/pencils (to put some colour in my cheeks!) from reputable online mail order companies or outlets such as Poundland,Tiger and Wilkinsons as art shops can be expensive,Then all you will need is me to arrive for the life drawing session which will be unlike any other you may experience.
MY LIFE MODELLING EXPERIENCE & FURTHER ASSURANCES
Please peruse my photograph galleries and online resume but I further assure you that in my vast wealth of hen party experience with hundreds of party bookings that I have NEVER encountered a bad reaction even with the most shy,reserved or prudish of ladies.As the bride-to-be realises that I am a bonefide life model and not a stripper during any element of surprise scenario she then becomes excited about the concept of life drawing coupled with enjoying some artistic,creative fun.Many ladies at my parties also tend to recognise me from my more mainstream television commercial,presenting work or indeed from other parties especially when booked for parties in SW London where I am also based myself.
I have been a professional,reputable,very popular life model since the age of 19 with a vast wealth of experience so I am able to guide you through a selection of poses with my own tutorledge advising you on drawing techniques without an art tutor.However should you feel the need for extra tuition for your party guests there is a vibrant enthusiastic highly experienced female art tutor available at an extra cost on top of my own modelling fee to offer tuition and guidance working with me if required.
I always enter the room wearing a sexy pair of underwear and then introduce myself to the ladies working my charm and charisma (so the ladies graciously compliment and tell me!) during which time they may wonder if I pose nude.I can assure you that this grand entrance will guarantee surprised shreaks of laughter and giggles letting the fun,frivolity and frolics begin by wishing the hen or birthday girl a very happy,hippy party whispering to her and reassuring her that I am NOT stripper but a professional life model to entertain her with a tasteful,creative,artistic life drawing class much to her visible relief.I am always aware of what to expect with the hen's and ladies personalities having liased with the hen party organiser prior to all my parties but I also tend to psycho-analyse the mood of the party,personalities and most importantly the hen when asking the girls their individual names in turn knowing exactly where to pitch the modelling session.
The ladies will all wonder why they are drawing at a hen party so you can then suggest that whatever you are drawing is boring and that you are going to find something more interesting to draw-Which will be me waiting in the wings as it were being the something more interesting to draw.You can then introduce me into the female fold "Girls! You will not believe this but look what I have found to draw".
ELEMENT OF SURPRISE SCENARIOS
After your initial booking we will usually liase together which is the beauty of booking me personally and contacting me directly to arrange and organise the finer details combined any elements of surprise in the few days before the party booking.I always pay special attention to the element of surprise and my ideas include you all drawing something else to begin with and I will be waiting outside the door in the wings as-it-were after being secretly and discreetly let in by yourself via text communication in which case you can settle all the girls down with their drawing pads to begin drawing a fun object of your choice which I will leave to your imagination and discretion.You could even commence drawing the bride-to-be for five minutes on the pretence an artistic activity then writing good luck message on your drawings as a momento.
I have literally and artistically modelled for hundreds of fun fantastic amazing awesome hen parties over the years and I never ever tire of seeing the reaction of the hen coupled with all the other girls when I make my "grande entrance" which is all part and parcel of the amazing,awesome fun we can have,but if you have any other bespoke suggestions of surprise as I am full of fun being game for a laugh too with acting and presenting experience then please feel free to discuss this with me when we have our initial chat regarding the logistics of the hen party booking for your special friend and all the other lovely ladies.
After a few minutes of introductions combined with friendly banter and waiting for the initial "shock" surprise to subside I then ask if any of the ladies have attended a life drawing class in the past and of course I often meet ladies who have drawn me before at hen parties especially in London or even remember me from mainstream life drawing classes at all the art/fashion colleges,The ladies do often innocently wonder if I retain my boxers for the session or not.I will then turn my attention back to the hen stating that in order to proceed with any life drawing session she will need a naked model whilst confidently slipping out of my sexy underwear simultaneously revealing all so if effect a "double-whammy" of semi then full nudity after the shock surprise of me being present at all in the first place or being the perfect present for the most prudish,shy,reserved or the more outgoing,playful,adventurous lady.
You may even have your own fun ideas or them that you would like me to incorporate and I do offer a tailor-made,bespoke modelling service so please feel free to discuss any ideas with me when you make initial contact as you will probably found that after modelling for literally (and artistically!) hundreds of hen parties to date that I will have tried or been asked for most ideas or themes.Indeed being sneaked into the various hen party homes can be a cross between a James Bond or Mission Impossible movie so I am now offering my special offer of a parachute or abseil jump from my helicopter for just £5 extra.
Another fun scenario incorporates my acting skills adopting the role of a maintenance man sent on the pretence of investigating a problem in the bathroom whereby I feign surprise meeting the ladies then go upstairs only to return in just underwear declaring there is nothing wrong with the plumbing...
I could always rely on my drama acting experience and pretend to be a genuine waiter if your party is to be hosted in a function room commencing by entering the room in a waiting/manager capacity charming the guests whilst pouring drinks only to then reveal myself as the nude male model.
I have found that all the aforementioned scenarios have worked perfectly in the past and also help to break the ice as a fun introduction to the life drawing session.
If you wish to aim for the maximum shock factor-It is SO much surprise fun for me to adopt a classical statuesque pose waiting completely naked in the room where the life drawing party is to be hosted waiting for the hen followed by the other ladies to make their entrance seeing me for the first time.
PARTY POSES,GAMES & FINAL SURPRISE FOR THE HEN
In my vast wealth of experience of modelling for hen night parties-It has nearly always been suggested by the guests that at the end of the drawing that the hen/bride-to-be or even the bridesmaids (at the choice of the hen to get sweet revenge for her own initial surprise with me!) pose with myself to suit their own boundaries,comfort and compatability!! The pose usually lasts for approximately 5 minutes for photographs and drawings.I am always aware that the whole life drawing session has been a surprise for her entertainment and NEVER over-step any boundaries or comfort-zones with her at any time during the pose keeping still-In fact it is usually the highlight of the drawing session and so much fun for all.I can always seem to gauge if the hen is comfortable with the idea of posing with myself and I NEVER push or suggest this idea myself always being careful not to take any of the ladies out of their comfort zones.Sometimes the bridesmaids or other guests will be encouraged to pose with me too but if not then we can finish with a longer pose of your choice.I do model in a variety of different classical poses offering my own tutorledge with artistic guidance.
We can be both inventive and creative playing some fun games when drawing to make the life drawing session even more interesting fun.You can also arrange some token first,second and third prizes for your friends after the drawing with different catagories such as best technical artistic,funniest,worst or sexiest drawing when you can write good luck messages for your special friend.
MY PROFESSIONAL DEDICATION TOWARDS YOUR SPECIAL DAY
I do regularly model for several hen parties during any one weekend throughout the entire year encompassing and encapsulating entire weekends as well as weekdays.In my vast un-surpassed experience of modelling for so many hen parties I am also aware that as well as having a fit,toned physique it is equally as important to have an intelligent fun sense of humour combined with charming charismatic personality (so the girls graciously compliment me!) to entertain the ladies in a professional and gentlemanly manner combined with artistic naughty nudity and playful fun together.
I assure you that I always give each party that I attend my complete undivided 110% attention offering my bespoke professional life modelling services with energy combined with my assured charismatic charm and ambiance.
"Hi Simon,I just wanted to say thanks SO much for making our party so brilliant yesterday.You tailored it really well to the group so everyone loved it.You definitely made all the girls feel at ease with your personality making the life drawing a really memorable activity." Maria